"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 22:35 • Filed to: None | 16 | 22 |
Worst. Parent. Ever.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:37 | 2 |
You are horrible.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:38 | 3 |
Do you want xenomorphs? This is how you get xenomorphs.
CB
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:39 | 2 |
Do you want SIDS? Because that’s how you get SIDS.
Also, who the hell made this product?
Spaceball-Two
> CB
05/19/2017 at 22:40 | 2 |
Amazon Prime! He’s two. He loves his plushy bunny and xenomorph!
CB
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:42 | 1 |
One day, he’s going to understand the reference, and go “dad, what the fuck .”
TheHondaBro
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:44 | 3 |
You should get a plushie Twingo.
Spaceball-Two
> CB
05/19/2017 at 22:46 | 0 |
It’s going in his baby book!
Spaceball-Two
> TheHondaBro
05/19/2017 at 22:47 | 0 |
It’s on the list. Although he loves trucks.
Chariotoflove
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:48 | 1 |
Aaaaack! No!
And this is from a dad who has a flesh eating bacteria plush.
Alfalfa
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:51 | 0 |
This is amazing.
Spaceball-Two
> Chariotoflove
05/19/2017 at 22:54 | 2 |
I gotta balance out all the Paw Patrol and Lion Guard with something right?
TheHondaBro
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 22:59 | 0 |
<.<
>.>
You know, an insider... a Deep Throat if you will... has informed me that the Twingo could possibly perhaps be BOF potentially...
Chariotoflove
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 23:00 | 0 |
Paw Patrol?! Wow, you really are on a mission to mess up your kid.
Also, if you’re gonna do this, do it right. Turn the plush into a cup cozy with the straw coming out the ventral side.
Urambo Tauro
> Spaceball-Two
05/19/2017 at 23:00 | 0 |
Is there a Puffalump version of this?
Spaceball-Two
> Chariotoflove
05/19/2017 at 23:08 | 2 |
Well it was that or Fox News so...
Great idea!
aquila121
> CB
05/20/2017 at 05:43 | 1 |
Agreed. The moment of realization will probably look like this:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108
Funktheduck
> Spaceball-Two
05/20/2017 at 11:09 | 0 |
I have that plush
Spaceball-Two
> Funktheduck
05/20/2017 at 11:12 | 0 |
He loves it. Mrs. Spaceball not so much.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/20/2017 at 11:13 | 0 |
Nice rug
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/20/2017 at 11:15 | 0 |
woot.com
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spaceball-Two
05/20/2017 at 11:17 | 0 |
My wife picked up a rug last month and it looks like the damned Star Spangled Banner in our living room.
“What do you think?”
“Well... it’s a little patriotic...?”
“... Oh crap. It is.”
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/20/2017 at 11:20 | 0 |
Blame it on the lighting in the store